I had a dream last night about Lee.

...or. More precisely, I had a dream last night about Lee having a showdown-type fight in spaghetti-Western-type saloon.

And I've come to the conclusion that Lee would make an awesome desperado. I see him wandering around the desert, his poncho wind-whipped, horseless and friendless as the vultures wheel above him, and on a mission to...hmm. He'd make a good sheriff, but I like him better as a wanderer. Sakura could be the bar-wench saloon girl, orphaned and waiting for the Man of Her Dreams...

*headdesk*

I kind of want to do an Old Western AU, now. Someone. Anyone. STOP ME PLZ.

Yes, finals are melting my brain again. This happens every term, doesn't it?

EDIT OMFG.

HE IS THE TWISTED AND SICK LOVE CHILD OF BRUCE LEE AND JOHN WAYNE. SO SAYS CASEY.