This’ll probably amount to being most of the first chapter of that AU JirouChouTayu thing…and it still needs a name. You all know how notoriously bad I am at names, so please toss in some ideas for me? Until then, it’s going to be thought of and referred to as “that AU JirouChouTayu thing”, which is not only bland, but something of a mouthful.

Yes, it’s just under ten pages. My first chapters are almost always under ten pages. PLEASE read and review this one---I really need input on it. Omg, since when do I ever ask that? Then again, when do I ever write a fic solely for experimental plot? *boggles*

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Title: That AU JirouChouTayu Thing Reverberations
Rating: PG-13 for now; R/NC-17 in future chapters. Yes, you read that correctly.
Part: 1/? No less than five parts. Heh. You know how my chapters start to look after a while.
Pairings: ShikaTema, ChoShika, JirouChouTayu, InoAnythingWithLegs

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( Part One )

Theorize away, minions XD.

( ANOTHER art dump? WTF, Kitty's actually drawing? )

And now I go off to work on the latest Carl-and-Kitty crackfic---an AU off of Teddy, based on a Dr. Suess book. *headdesk* I'll pimp some of the shiny things people have been giving me, later on. ShikaChoIno smut, yessssssss.

It’s one am as I write this, and I’m not tired. I was tired, but then mom gave me one of those guilt-trip/talking-tos that parents just seem great at, and the resulting worry-stomachache is keeping me up (do other people get those, or is it just me? Seriously. It’s just…argh, it makes me mad. I want to sleep, but I can’t because I feel like I swallowed around eight pounds of solid lead).

So what am I doing instead? I’m halfway working on my minority literature essay (ahaha, yeah, the one that was due last Friday), and halfway working on the latest Blame Carl fic (see also: The Mystery of Shino’s Bugs: Solved, Nurse Itachi, the effects of Bad Lighting, etc., etc.---drunken Ino ‘taking advantage’ of Chouji. So yes. One document is all about Native American minorities (mostly about Sherman Alexie ♥), and the other document is all about graphic ChouShikaIno sex (mostly about Ino riding away like the silly little drunk she is ♥).

I think there’s a direct correlation to my stress level and the amount of smut I write. If I didn’t hate mathematics quite so much, I’d check this theory.

Oh, and I’ve been scribbling a lot this weekend trying to draw things…not crap to work up to some of my commissions. I don’t think I succeeded.

( an art dump: a Chouji scribble, a RP spawn baby, and a horrible, horrible ChouShika doodle Nella needs to convince me to finish. Because I know she’ll want me to. *nudgenudgenudge* )

Well. It’s 2:11, now. I’ll post this at nine, when I get on campus (ohohoho, surprise, surprise, the stepfather pulled the internet).

I think I’m going to read over chibirisuchan’s Chouji-and-Sasuke unabashedly-plotless-and-yet-so-wonderful-snugglefic again and then try sleeping. Meeeeeeeeh. *kicks defective life*

EDIT 4:49: Sleeping didn’t work. Fuck. ♥

EDIT AGAIN OMG 5:20: and before I forget, I’M GOING TO A DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE/FRANZ FERDINAND CONCERT ON MARCH 22nd. IJGJRFLJSFMVFKEYPOUNDKEYPOUNDKEYPOUNDKEYPOUND. DEATH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB. I think all you NHS2 people know how obsessive I am about my emo music (my Ipod has about 700 songs on it, and 85 of those are Death Cab. *sucks*). And now I finally get to see Death Cab for Cutie in concert. YESSSSSSH.

SON OF EDIT 8:07: And before I forget (for a second time), Nate, we need to RP more KonoMoe. Like whoa. I’m updating that one monster log we did, and you know what---that was pretty damn good. *airfist* MINOR CHARACTER LOVE. And dude, when they finally get to Konoha, Konohamaru and Naruto need to go check out guys. We also seem to be missing an Udon, still…

LAST EDIT, I SWEAR 8:15: This concludes the longest random, sleep-deprived post yet. I hope you enjoyed the trip.