I am the master of puns. Bow, bitches.

owai: omg some weird sounds are going on
sesshiyuki: ??
owai: IT SOUNDS LIKE DRILLING
owai: or chainsawing
singmetechno: ......
sesshiyuki: maybe they are fixing wiring
singmetechno: lock the door.
owai: *runs to lock door*
theninjakitty: OMFG
singmetechno: HE'S AT THE WINDOW.
theninjakitty: IT'S A MONSTER.
sesshiyuki: ....
singmetechno: HE'S PEEKING IN.
owai: BRB HIDING IN BATHROOM.
singmetechno: OMG IT'S ZOMBIE JESUS.
theninjakitty: HE HAS A DRILL FOR ONE HAND AND A CHAIN SAW FOR THE OTHER
singmetechno: WATCH OUT.
singmetechno: JESUS IS MULTI-FUNCTIONAL!!!!
sesshiyuki: And FOR THE LOVE GOD, DON'T BE WEARING LINGERIE
sesshiyuki: IT MEANS SURE DEATH
theninjakitty: HE MIGHT TRY TO SAVE YOUR SOUL. OR BUILD YOU A DESK.
theninjakitty: EITHER WAY, YOU'LL BE SCREWED.
sesshiyuki: .... Kitty, that is the best quote ever