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Entry tags:	dead of death, drabbles, kanino

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Because I'm curious.

ALSO:

Someone reading this wants to write Chouji/Temari or Chouji/Temari/Ino and make it work. YOU DO. YOU KNOW YOU DO. DEEP IN YOUR HEART. C'MON, PIMP!CHOUJI.

If you don't do it, I will. So plz to be giving me drabble prompts for either ChoTema, ChoTemaIno, ChoShika, or ChoShikaIno. I've missed writing my Choubear, but no ideas have been coming. PROMPTS PLZ.

While we're at it, have some drabbles.


Ino straddles his hips, stretching over him like a cat, belly to belly. Kankurou’s hands are tied to the headboard with the defunct band from her old hitai-ate and a knot he can’t get out just by jerking his wrists; he glares at her stormily, and she can feel the discomfort roll off him, his pulse quick and fast at the hollow of his throat. Rubbing a little against him---he’s still stiff under the slack fabric of his black pants, despite his silent anxiety at being captured---she kisses the side of his neck, working down with licks and nips as he groans. The headboard hits the wall with a solid thump as he strains against the knots again, the muscles standing out in his shoulders and arms. She bites his bicep and he squirms unsuccessfully beneath her, arching his back.

Ino takes the candle from where she’d left it on the bedside table, cupping the stocky wax base in one palm and watching as his dark eyes follow the flame warily. His heart thunders beneath her free hand, and it feels so good, controlling him, Ino can’t help but feel powerful. She can feel every muscle in his abdomen tighten and quiver, hard between her thighs.
She trickles a few round, hot drops of wax just above his navel and he bucks, hissing that he will fucking cream himself if she doesn’t stop it. Ino grins, picking off the hardening wax with her fingernails.

This would be the last time Kankurou tried anything as trite as a candlelit dinner.



Kankurou wouldn’t call it a friendship solely because he couldn’t identify it as such---not being a very friendly person in general and having spent most of his childhood punching faces in instead of playing nice with the other Suna children, he didn’t have much experience in this whole friendship thing. He understood rivalries, he understood relationships, but friendships were a weird amalgamation of the two that just didn’t mesh in Kankurou’s brain. Sure, he could love a lover and care for a sibling, but put the time and energy into being chummy with someone he wasn’t related to/morally obliged to like/currently fucking? It was a weird ground, and it just figured that it’d be Sai who became his first friend.

The other jounin annoyed him, exasperated him, creeped him out---and put up with his bullshit and bickering word for word and curse for curse. Not many people had a stiff enough constitution to withstand his verbal abuse and posturing, but Sai matched him in a weird way.

They were both a little strange, but this made their bar banter interesting.

“Bad day,” Kankurou grunted under his breath as he settled himself down at the bar, letting his heavy rucksack full of puppet scrolls hit the floor by his stool with a solid thump. Sai blinked at him passively, passing him a bottle of sake to work on. “I fuckin’ swear, I didn’t know movin’ villages would be this frustratin’. What th’ hell’s that Falcon guy’s problem? Jeeeeesus, someone’s mommy didn’t love him growin’ up, lemme tell you. ---Oi, Gigglefuck, did you get those sketches finished?”

Sai’s dark eyebrows arched, and he sipped ever-so-delicately at his cup of sake. “Possibly. Did you finish the chapter we discussed earlier, Fagface?”

Kankurou snorted, fishing a dog-eared manuscript out of his bag and waving it. “Forty-eight pages of groans, moans, throbbin’ members an’ heaving breasts.”

They were both a little strange, but they did make a good collaboration team.


AND, done for the Naruto Kink Meme (although some of the pairings I ended up writing made me go LOLWHUT):

Neji/Hinata bondage, with voyeur!Hanabi

Temari/Sakura, hair pulling and girl bitchery

LeeNejiTenten, voyeurism

Karin/Lee, dork fetish and fluster

Kankurou/Ino/Temari, Kankurou walking in on the two

Kankurou/Neji, mission crossdressing

Kankurou/Temari, multiple orgasms, prolonged sex

THIS MAKES ME LOOK MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN I REALLY AM O: