I shouldn't have to say this, BUT:

Everything that I had for Self-Reliance was lost in a computer crash last year. Self-Reliance WILL NOT BE FINISHED. EVER.

Asking me to update will result in kicked kittens.

Stalking this journal will not give you the name of my personal journal/email address/AIM screen name. I left because I do not want to be stalked and/or bothered anymore. I'm sorry, but RL stalking? Is not cool, guys. Remember that.

Have a nice day and

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

SIGH. Does anyone still watch this journal? I am still alive, PS.

Okay so I've been busy with work/school and I will get caught up on drabbles LATER I PROMISE---but FIRST---

So I'm on staff for the Creation Station for Kumori-con this year. I was a volunteer last year, and I put together a little fanfiction resource primer. It was done really last-minute, so I was wondering if anyone would have input or general "I wish SOMEONE had told me this when I started writing fanfiction D: D: D:" things that they think I ought to add.

( Help from a Practiced Ficbrat (2006) )

THOUGHTS/IDEAS? This went over really well last year---all of the copies I printed out disappeared magically :D

OKAY. So I will definitely get to those drabbles ASAP after my final tomorrow, but, in the meantime, I am here to pimp.

So apparently, konoha_rebirth is in need of a Temari. This RP is, by far, the best RP I've ever played in. AU future!canon, this RP chronicles the adventures of Konoha, Suna, and Oto after Oto comes in and stomps on Konoha---led, of course, by Sasuke himself. Naruto is the Rokudaime, Sasuke is the Otokage, there is some strange religious group and the Akatsuki and plot and romance and shiny. I play Kankurou, Chouji, and Konohamaru. If you're interested, please drop in an application ♥.

PLZ & THANK YOU.

I need to stop lurking at Icha Icha Oekaki before Sasuke/Snake becomes an OTP.

I lurk like a mad lurking thing, sometimes. Hurhurhur.

Fuck. I need a break from studying, so first five comments with drabble requests that don't make me puke get a drabble. If I owe you a drabble from a while back that you're super gung-ho about, remind me.

1) Riku being uncool for lazulisong
2) Chouji and Ino for kilalas_place
3) PotC, Penguins? for p_drake
4) Shikamaru getting caught doing something embarrassing? for sunaneko
5) Sai/Sakura for terrykun
5 NejiHina for singmetechno
5) Prince Inconsiderate and the beach for sesshiyuki
5) Ino beating Shikamaru at something for kinomi_fics

Stfu.

PS, WHILE I'M THINKING ABOUT IT---who is planning on attending Kumoricon this year? I'm on staff this time around, as well as the Lord of the Copics :D.

Create your own visitor map!


Because I'm curious.

ALSO:

Someone reading this wants to write Chouji/Temari or Chouji/Temari/Ino and make it work. YOU DO. YOU KNOW YOU DO. DEEP IN YOUR HEART. C'MON, PIMP!CHOUJI.

If you don't do it, I will. So plz to be giving me drabble prompts for either ChoTema, ChoTemaIno, ChoShika, or ChoShikaIno. I've missed writing my Choubear, but no ideas have been coming. PROMPTS PLZ.

While we're at it, have some drabbles.

( Kankurou/Ino, R+, candlewax kink )

( Kankurou/Sai!Friendship, artistic endeavors (Kohoha Rebirth universe) )

AND, done for the Naruto Kink Meme (although some of the pairings I ended up writing made me go LOLWHUT):

Neji/Hinata bondage, with voyeur!Hanabi

Temari/Sakura, hair pulling and girl bitchery

LeeNejiTenten, voyeurism

Karin/Lee, dork fetish and fluster

Kankurou/Ino/Temari, Kankurou walking in on the two

Kankurou/Neji, mission crossdressing

Kankurou/Temari, multiple orgasms, prolonged sex

THIS MAKES ME LOOK MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN I REALLY AM O:

Can't. Stop. Writing. Drabbles. OHGOD.

( KanIno, prompt: Drought )

( Future!KR!KanIno, prompt: Glass )

( KonoMoe, prompt: Poppies )
( Daddy!Kankurou, prompt: baby )

( Daddy!Kankurou, prompt: Blanket )

It seems that this journal is only good for fandom memes anymore. :D

STOLEN FROM lazulisong~!

ask me a question about a fandom, pairing or ship, I will rant incoherently!

-- and smack the jesus out of you if more than three of you ask about the same thing.

or rather:

1. Comment in this post with a pairing, a character, or a threesome.

2. I shall write you back a paragraph explaining what I think about it (good, bad, indifferent) and why.

3. Let's discuss / argue / CAPSLOCK at each other about it! I only ask that you don't get insulted, angry, mean, or stupid.

This is Keryn hijacking Kitty's LJ :D It's actually to ad for 80s_no_jutsu but I could also be mean and CUT PEOPLE FROM HER F-LIST... UNLESS I GET BRIBES. I TAKE COOKIES, CASH, AND MAKEOUTS.

♥



FAQ

:D

Ask my characters anything! Continued until I get bored.

Characters I'm playing now:

short_strings: Kankurou of Rebirth
rathersneaky: Konohamaru of Rebirth
autumnal_road: Chouji of Rebirth
pink_putta: Sakura of SWC
currry_king: Chouji of SWC
swear_i_tripped: Kankurou at SWC
drowsy_deer: Shikamaru at No_Air
melon_and_rime: Hitsugaya at No_Air

And if you remember any of my old ones and want to chat with them, tag and specify :D